Sunday, 12 February 2012

I'm not going to eat in Celebrity Chef chain restaurants

So Jamie Oliver PLC is going to open a chain restaurant in Winchester. My immediate reaction was to be annoyed at the idea. I still am to a certain extent but less than I was. My key objection remains that I am sick of "celebrity" chefs trying to build restaurant empires based on their ability to cook a decent meal and get their heads on TV.

I'm not against chains at all. I take great pleasure in going to Zizzis and varying their hottest pizza to significantly hotter and it is delicious! Zizzis though is unrepentantly a chain and doesn't pretend to be anything else. They, like Loch Fyne, operate to a standard and do it quite well.

The problem with chains operated by celebrity chefs is that there is an implied level of quality beyond your normal chain. Almost "come to my restaurant and you'll be getting food as if it was cooked by me". Unfortunately this is impossible.

The "celebrity chain" has to be the antithesis of what got these guys into cooking in the first place. Instead of innovation, imagination and fine cooking skills we're now being subjected to cookie cutter menus with the emphasis on strict copies of the centrally developed and managed menus. Of course Gordon Ramsay took this to its logical conclusion by centrally preparing meals and simply heating them on site.

Consistent Quality is always an interesting challenge here and I am sure that Jamie Oliver will appear at the opening to wheel out another "trusted lieutenant" (do they all have batallions of these guys constantly in training?) and assure everyone that Jamie himself will periodically be checking in to ensure things are always up to standard.

This argument is specious though and I'm pleased to see that the people in Cape Town and Melbourne voted with their stomachs and money with Gordon Ramsay's "Maze" chain. A colleague who lives in Cape Town said that once people they realised that Ramsay wasn't cooking in the restaurant on a regular basis people simply stopped going. In our case this is simply going to be a Jamie Oliver PLC restaurant and any contact with Oliver's cooking will be through a lens of rote learning and standardisation by the local staff.

Finally the chain restaurant is not local and, in the Winchester case, I assume is there to gain access to the tourist money and an increasingly healthy food scene in town. Certainly a lot of the money that would stay locally with a non chain is going out of the local economy now.

So I'm probably not going to bother with Union Jacks when it opens. There are simply too many other excellent restaurants in Winchester - and beyond - for me to care. I'll go for food that is imagined, developed, prepared and served on site every time. There are some fantastic chefs and restauranteurs out there and I will be supporting them massively in comparison to the cookie cutter "celebrity" chains.

Thursday, 2 February 2012

Choice. Dammit...

Annoyingly I find myself in a situation where my old role at IBM is no longer viable and so I am back in the (internal) job market. Unfortunately this has happened at the precisely wrong time of the year - January - when the music has stopped and everyone has sat down. However I have three decent leads and at least one definite offer. That's the good news.

My job preferences are to do some of the following (in no order):
  1. Technical pre-sales, or at least customer contact.
  2. BPM (which frankly, I love!)
  3. Technically challenging and at the forefront of the technology wave.
  4. No long term projects requiring constant time away from home.
So I end up with the following situation.

Job #1: 3 and 4 with 3 being on the 'extreme' end.
Job #2: 2 and 3
Job #3: 1, 2, 3 and 4

#3 is the obvious one but I am not sure that I am either going to be offered it in the short term or at all due to issues beyond my control.

#2 is the most definite and has some good aspects to it but is returning to something I decided I didn't want to do several years ago.

#1 is actually a very interesting, challenging and would take me way out of the very comfortable zone I am in professionally but is in a technical area that I'm not so interested in.

Bugger.

So in the next week I am going to have to come to a decision. I get the feeling that the one I want won't become available in the time I have and so would have to choose between two suboptimal choices outside of that, even though both have their unique - and completely different - attractions.

Choice is not always a good thing...

Sunday, 22 January 2012

Why I'll Never Order From Dominos Again

I'd have said "...or Pizza Hut" as well, but they've just shut the Winchester branch so that's that obviated then.

I love pizza and since coming to the UK from Melbourne I have been constantly irked by the fact that pizzas in the UK are either quite decent and not delivered like the astonishing Zizzi Rustica Piccante or US delivery style and mostly unappetising.

However pizza is a very convenient thing at times and so we occasionally ordered a pizza from Dominos. Trouble was it was getting worse over time as we kept getting pizzas that were undercooked - even after specifically asking for it to be "well done" - and with an unpleasant sea of soggy sauce all around the outside of the pizza.

Also Lee and I don't 100% agree on toppings even though we can always agree on a shared pizza if needed.

About the time that we were given a pizza oven by my MiL and so we decided to give it a go. It was a revelation. We now get the "perfect" pizza every single time by making the pizzas fresh each time. Hard work? Not really.

We have a breadmaker which has a "pizza" programme which in 45 minutes creates a really nice stretchy dough which I divide and roll into two pizza bases. They're left to rise for 30 minutes.

Whilst the dough is on the go I skin, seed and chop a few tomatoes, mix with garlic and dried basil, parsley and oregano and cook down into a nice fresh tomato sauce. Or if I'm not that keen on tomatoes I just use some passata from a jar and cook it down with the herbs... :-)

Finally top one of the bases and get it into the pizza oven and top the other whilst cooking. When the first one is finished just put it in the (normal) oven until the other is cooked.

Result: two really nice pizzas topped with exactly the toppings we want and in the proportions we want. They're as close to the "perfect" pizza as you can get.

Start to finish is about 90 minutes with about 25 minutes of actual effort, and about 15 if you use passata for the sauce and less again if I got organised and made a lot of pizza sauce in one go and froze it.

So, we're not going to be buying delivery pizza ever again!